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So, Being a Member of Fasad book i mean facebook, I happened to come across a group called

 

Islamic Pickup lines

(for all you guys/gals out there)

Astugfurillah.

Obviously i sensed fitnah at first, and as i continued reading what the group is about, i happened to come across some of these “so called Islamic pickup lines”. Mad haraam yo! Here are some examples of lines of which the group was promoting, as you can see these people had alot of times on their hand, and they are obviously real lonely….

1) 1. I’m looking for the “Made In Jannah” tag
2. Are those legs halal?
3.OMG!! I just saw part of your hair, now your obligated to marry me..
4. Wanna pray in jamaat? shoulder to shoulder, feet to feet?”
5.wanna date? i bought a whole box when i went to madinah”
6. Marry me so I don’t have to lower my gaze everytime you walk into the room..
7. Girl you fine, I see that praying 5 times a day has really payed off
8. Girl when i saw you i said mashallah, then i said inshallah
9. Would you like to help me wake up for Fajr?
10. Are you a Shiite? Because when I saw you, I said to myself, “She aiight”

being disappointed and upset, i told one of my good brother’s in Islam who does spoken poetry, to write to this group with lines to make them understand, that these aren’t in fact “Islamic Pickup Lines” and they are using Islam to encourage dating or flirting as you might agree!

So Brother Harris also known as Rated Writes in Response to this issue:

I’m not going to blow this out of proportion,
with a stick or a bomb, but question is
how would you feel if someone used those lines
on your sister or mom?
if you believe, then how can you mock your religion,
with irresponsible sense of humor blocking your vision,
don’t tell me I’m too sensitive,
cause thats rubble and trash,
its sad to see, brothers and sisters disgrace
Islam for a couple of laughs,
would you sell out your deen for a dance and a date,
while kufr nations eat off the ummah dirty
hands in the plate,
our wounds are deep,
this is salt upon the blister,
brothers, you know you wouldn’t let a man
use those lines upon your sister,
this is what you cheer for?
is this what we’re here for?
is this what the sahabah’s shed their
blood and tears for,
i cant see the kitchen
but i can see whats cooking,
shatan laughing the hardest cause
this time the jokes on the Muslims,
how would the children in Palestine feel,
if they knew you used islam with dirty humor and appeal,
this is one example of putting shatan above you,
why you humiliating the only woman that loved you,
take the jokes back, this aint the path of Allah ,
a good laugh ain’t worth the mighty wrath of Allah ,
so how is the Muslim ummah suppose to win,
when we think we picking up lines
when we only picking up sin?

Mashallah, so chill with these “Islamic Pick up Lines”, When it’s time for you to get married, Inshallah Allah swt will take care of you…..

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